Nerdosaurus is a random collection of things I (Shannon) find amusing, infuriating, fascinating, awesome, or otherwise interesting. My "real" blog can be found at


(And do not bother asking for the username 'electrode.' Many have asked; the answer remains NO.)

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The US according to Michiganders.

(Though a true Michigander would never splay his/her fingers that way. It’s a mitten, not a glove!)


Bill Ward plays like he’s possessed by the Devil himself. That’s Metal.

(via nebulaborn)


Think I’m gonna make this shirt maybe





When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

















This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.


(mic drop)

Yup. And you know, I’ve tried this one before, and people just get really angry and flustered and then go off to their priest, who comes up with some bullshit reason why this isn’t true. But there you go. Straight up, if you’re going to argue scripture, this is the way it is.


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